My friend Danielle opened up a spa in town recently and she invited me over to have my first facial! She gave me this thing called an “UP5” facial that used this very foreign looking contraption (see below). I have to say it felt like an alien cyborg was doing something weird to my face but at the end my face felt very smooth and baby’s bottom like. Officially, this is what an UP5 facial does…
“Promote collagen, firming, and lifting of the epidermis with our state-of-the art Up5 machine as it restores a youthful glow and vitality, feeding your skin nutrients through our cellular repairing deluxe facial, complete with European massage techniques to revitalize tired-looking skin.”

Doesn't it look like something Seven of Nine uses in her private time? FYI that's a Star Trek reference.
For a nice facial and other relaxing spa treatments, get thee to Lady Orchid Spa!
117 West Broadway
Vancouver, BC
604) 569-0813
www.ladyorchidspa.com